I'm done with resolutions, so here is my New Years Aspiration!

Step on scale:
I really need to lose some weight. No, that would require eating less and exercising more. Ignore that annoying voice.

Step on scale next day:
I really need to lose some weight. Maybe if I just lock myself in my bedroom with the TV and a bag of chocolate the weight will go away, right? Oh well.

Again with the scale:
I need to lose thirty pounds. Maybe I should try for twenty first. Well, maybe ten is a more friendly number. I guess I'll have to eat less and exercise more. But if I quit eating when I'm not hungry, what will I do when I'm bored? And I don't have time to exercise. I'm so busy . . . blogging. It would be so convenient if rather than lose weight, I could just misplace it. I misplace my keys and glasses all the time with no inconvenience or trouble whatsoever.

Hello scale, my old nemesis. I really need to lose some weight. Oh, now I need to lose more than I needed to lose yesterday. How delightful. You know what else is delightful? That bag of chocolate Dove chocolates my daughter gave me for Christmas. I haven't had one of those today. I'm off to the kitchen.

…and this is working for me how?

What kind of resolution/aspirations are you all cooking up for the year?